This whole thing has been a real poke in the eye to the game of football.

I miss the old Chiefs/Raiders rivalry, where Ray Guy did The Hustle for several minutes straight after pinning Kansas City behind the 10-yard-line and then Walter White would try to one-up him by doing the Funky Chicken in the end zone after scoring and then Ted Hendricks would brain Walter with his helmet.

Sounds like what you really need is to figure out how hoses work.