I love how they don't seem to have a Spanish language equivalent for "Home Run" and simply settle for the phonetic gem "JONRON."

So... His mother's deranged strategy of telling folks that pot might help him manage his depression/anxiety shouldn't be given any credence because it might be based on her own personal experience, rather than sound medical/psychiatric science? Seems like a silly conclusion to make when you turn around and offer…

Yeah, because major sport beat writers don't ask bullshit question in an attempt to illicit a scoop-worthy reactions. But we should feel bad for them when they get the Marshawn treatment. If this had anything to do with calling people out on their bullshit, why not point out that there isn't any real value to that…

Goddamn you and the Eagles... But this must be singled out for highest praises.

I wish I could find the piece that mentioned this, but it might not be accurate to say the Cowboys are denying knowing anything about the video. Apparently, they have acknowledged receiving screenshots of the video. I feel comfortable sharing this info without corroborating evidence, considering Deadspin seems to have…

Yeah, AP History was right up there with shit like AP Calculus... Fuck that noise.

I don't get this... Maybe it's the massive repeated brain trauma but I'm not quite sure how guys agreeing to subject themselves to such brutal punishment out of sheer need to make a buck relates to a level of stupidity? Even the smartest guys would engage in questionable decision-making when left with few other…

Deeeeeng! I'll refrain from inserting the gratuitous Jurassic Park joke out of respect. Get well soon, Bosh!

All the stars

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Arg, goddamit! It's not funny when it happens to your team. Ol' Spray Tan will probably buy him a Mac for his troubles.

This shit right here... Someone give this man some stars.

This shit right here... Get this man some stars.

Not to be "that guy", but what new info does this add to last night's Bosh story? The previous piece already mentioned blood clots and inconclusive tests. I feel click-teased.

It's just a bit difficult for him to breathe since he's used to a more oxygen-rich atmosphere.

HA! +1%'ers, Minority Edition

That's the spirit! I'd add some quip about being a lawyer to start a good ol' pissin' contest with ya, but (a) I haven't passed the bar yet; and, more importantly, (b) your job sounds infinitely harder. You win today, 'Bama. Gunpowder has a flash point of 200 degrees F.

Don't be so quick to get offended since this is the comments section at Deadspin...

I believe Forrest said, "GREENBOW, ALABAMA!"

Can't remember another time I was this wrong about something... Well, that's not true but I definitely expected some nefarious goings-on by the Pats in the Case of the Missing K-Ball. Thank God I can still continue to shit on them about Ballghazi... At least until we find out it was really Roger Goodell behind the…