"This is oddly lighthearted for the story of an innocent raccoon that got rolled up on, forcibly photographed, then beaten to death!"

Ah, I see what you mean. It DOES seem like he's talking about recent injuries in general rather than just those occurring this season. And it would be nice if they didn't implode in the next two weeks... Although I'm not holding my breath.

In the TNF post-game, he specifically mentioned a broken rib. He was such a Chatty Cathy that it just seemed to slip out, nearly unnoticed.

There's a joke about his wife and the Clippers' collective dicks somewhere in there, I just know it...

Looks more like he was going for a superman punch rather than a showtime kick. Yeah... I decided to be that guy when I rolled outta bed this morning. Still funny, though.

It makes me proud to be American when a guy isn't forced out of the pros because of his gayness, but rather for his awful play. #progress

surprised this comment section isn't already littered with AP comparisons or some gibe about how D12 even whoops his kid like a bitch... Which would be in poor taste, of course.

YHWH! +1

Lil B and the Based God Curse ain't nothin to funk with...

I heard rhinos are hung like Prokhorov...

I see what you're saying and I'm just being a troll now but there was less than a 15 lbs difference between these two... All that aside, just go to worldstar if you wanna see plenty of examples of larger guys getting laid out by smaller guys

Reggie Miller was an inch taller and likely longer than Kobe... Maybe you're the exception... Eh? Ehhhhh???