I hope they abandon this particular project. I've wasted hours of my life arguing with Confederate apologists, who tend to hold their positions religiously.

Interesting idea, but sounds like such a weighted element it would have thrown off the rest of the plot.

Well, to be fair, Armageddon is, in fact, stupid as fuck, on every
level. The science, the interactions between characters, the decisions
on the part of authorities — nothing makes a goddamn bit of sense.
It's so aggressively, relentlessly divorced from anything believable
that I have to think this was a deliberate…

No love for Ruritania?

Just wondering — why are you referring to Angus T. Jones as Angus T. Steakflower?  Is that an inside joke?