I think the Audi R8 was available with a gated manual shifter.

You're aware that Chris Bangle was around for the E46 and even the E39, right? And that he hasn't been there since about 2009?

Can we have a Jalopnik insider Bazzaro agreement? You guys put out articles that berate our favorite cars and tell the public why they suck, why you shouldn't buy one, and why you'll die if you look at them.

why doesn't this car look better

I actually like it on the SUVs, but I hate it on the cars...and this isn't any different it seems.

It's probably got its active suspension raised. Or there's no engine in it.

Why is this chrome intruding on the taillight giving me a Chrysler vibe?

No more unsightly hood line?

Keep on raisin that deck lid....

I've always wondered with the gated shifter where all the dust and lint and hair and dead skin and (heaven forbid you actually eat in your car) sesame seeds go? Because the boot that covers my shifter collects a lot of crap, and I don't do anything in particular to generate a lot of crap.

You are telling me these motherfucking things are gonna charge that motherfucking car?

This title is ripe for dirty jokes.

"Metal snakes"... Bond villain status confirmed.

This. With ~400hp NA, less weight, a 6-speed, and a price tag not too much over 100k.

Grand Cherokee Hellcat. Because WHY THE HELL NOT?!

A 40-50K Tesla

• A Cadillac Escalade V, or at least VSport with a tuned V8.