Between the Niners letting Harbaugh go, the A's trading all their best players, and the Giants pretty much letting anyone who wasn't tied down just walk out, there are some Bay Bridge-level implosions going on right now in NorCal (the Raiders go without saying, because they're the Raiders). I can't remember a time…
Manuél Ferrari
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Cannot resist.
"After all, Niners fans will have to spend their remaining years trudging to Santa Clara to watch a shitty team that can seemingly be undone at any moment by internal political squabbles."
Jim Harbaugh coached his last game for the Niners today, a game his team won despite the fact that the whole world…
I know Kobe was supposedly on the sidelines in Chicago when the original non-throwdown happened, but I'm still 100% sure he is user @MyTweetsRealAF. If there's any force that could split the space-time continuum to both simultaneously be in the Windy City and travel to Temecula to whoop ass on some guy who is actually…
<Michigan AD on phone call>
Michigan AD: "Yea, I'm married, does it matter? You'd do that for me? Really? I'd like that."
<Wife enters, agitated>
Wife: "Who are you talking to?"
Michigan AD: "It's Jim, from San Fran."
Wife: "Jim from San Fran at 3 in the morning <grabs phone>...who is this?"
Michigan AD: "It's Jim, from San…
Was it a conscious uncoupling?
This right here. Instead, the GM got into a pissy fit because Harbaugh was getting lots of credit.
Dear 49ers management,
He'll be doing the Manziel Money Sign on Tuesday.
I wonder if the 49ers brass attended the Jerry Jones and Al Davis School of Management
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Stannis Baratheon would be proud.
Whenever I hear guys like Flacco describe themselves. Always going into examples and details about how unexciting they are, and how boring they prefer things. I just can't help but imagine that the guy is trying to conceal a room full of dead hookers under his house.
"Uhh, don't you mean Franco." - Pres Obama
Say what you will about The Elite Dragon's demeanor. When he shows up, like he has most of this season, it's majestic. And now we get to see Playoff Flacco again. He's not the most exciting guy on the planet, even his own family admits that. He was at a pizza party at his uncle's place when his contract was announced,…
Flacco's full quote:
"have a drink"
Later, standing on a table in the lockerroom: "Hold her! Hold her right with the hand!"
Browns defense: "Let's go lose a gane!"
Other passionate sports speeches: