yeah, but how many electronic gizmos does it have? At this point I'm sure the sparkplugs are electronic and have their own ECU.

You have lockjaw, or TMJ dysfunction? The two are not equivalent. Tetanus actually refers to the "tetany" or continuos contraction of the muscles. In true lockjaw, the patient can't move their mandible at all. If you have pain when you chew or move your jaw, you have TMJ dysfunction.

Hahahaha, right?

Well that's a bummer. I hope he heals quickly and completely and then gets back on the field.

Haha, yes I am; however, I work in emergency medicine, so I have never and - rightfully - probably will never perform this procedure, (my expertise is pretty much clamp and sew you up just enough to keep you alive, then call someone else to refine my work.)

Oh that's good.

They still wouldn't trade him for RGIII.

He and 40 other friends were in Cam Newton's car?

....numerous professional athletes including members of the NBA (most notably Andrew Bogut, Anfernee Hardaway, Jason Kidd, Greg Oden, Allan Houston, Kenyon Martin, Tracy McGrady, Chris Webber, Jamal Mashburn, and Amar'e Stoudemire)

The fix: Buy a 996tt or GT3 instead. ;)

I wonder if the 458 engine bolts up to the Modena's manual 6-speed ...

Step 1. Acquire Porsche.

Don't beat yourself up too much...you made the rational choice.

Tweeted as well, but I would go for a 228i with the track handling pack for a bit less than 40k, then spend the rest making it into a track beast. Document not only the transformation process but also the performance gains as each new component or tune is added.

Manuél is a savage master. He tolerates no deviance from his way.

Sweet I have been waiting for this post all weekend! I am surprised you didn't include a CL600/CL500 however. It after all as luxurious as the S-Class if not a little more stylish because two door pillarless coupe.

You have screwed up a lot on some of your lists, but all of those transgressions are forgiven for not forgetting about the 2.3 16V.

that bumper looks like it's taken an impact, I see separation at the wheel arch

You should create multiple dummy accounts just with the word "Manuél" in the name...and then sell them to the highest bidder.