Guess he'll just have to worry about PEDicures now.

The new C300 is the C250 of a few years ago. The new range is 300, 350, and 400.

This story cracked me up because the same thing damn near happened to me, but in a rental Corolla with two girls (one of which I had a thing for). One of the lowest points of my life and can totally commiserate.

Were you twerking in that GS?

I have to admit the racing thing with the CTS-V has made me want a Cadillac so bad. Kids in college the one thing keeping me out of a CTS right now. Hopefully they will still be making cool cars in about 6-7 years.

Must not post robofap gif.... too easy....

Oh my...They are making it look like a mash between a 928 and the Panamera Gran Turismo concept. I likey!

That was my first thought. It's like a 928 Executive.

It definitely resembles the 928...I can get behind that.

Kinja has become sentient; it is holding the Jalopnik staff hostage.

I now want a Toyota Sera....with a Ferrari V8.

I didn't... ¯\\(ツ)/¯

ummmmm...

That's a shitty dude, and a shitty waitress. She'd have likely made more money off the tips than she did from being paid off.

I like none of the people in your story.

Ginger went ginger.

Out of the players on top 6 career missed FG list, Jordan averaged around 120 more shots PER YEAR than anyone else.

I'm loving every minute of it. LOLAKERS