Your bold font title has me convinced that this is legitimate.

Someone needs to splice this with the Russian drop the bass video

They'll need to start calling the Turbo the "The Turbo-er"

"Meh-can"

Can't wait to hear what it's like after the upgrades!

Interesting. It just felt kind of stiff all the time to me. But I guess it does have the variable assistance.

Does every car have the variable assist or was it an option?

Holy jeez you're going all out!

Didn't even realize that.

Are you saying the E92 had electric steering? It had hydraulic...

I think it's like real estate. As long as you pick a car that you:

The Car Gods have gone mad! We all hate ourselves for not buying a 993, E30 M3, etc. etc. before the values went through the roof.

You know what sucks? The Scud is already appreciating. Prices seem to have gone up in the last year.

We're not going to stop liking your cars because we see more of them, we promise!

You know what's way more important than this car being PDK only?

definitely prefer a Carmax island

"used islands", lol

Ah, got it!!

We shall use it to get people to and from our Gearhead Cult Island

But the 12C Spider! It loses almost nothing compared to the coupe. Because carbon fiber tub.