He also has drunk bloat or heart failure bloat. Please let it be heart failure.

Is being a Fredo worse than being a Frodo?

I’ll miss her pouty selfie most.

I’m sure he thinks she’s a fat-assed, tasteless, philandering con-man with the world’s worst comb-over who hates this country and all the idiots in it and is only in office for the sake of personal enrichment and because she takes pleasure in being sadistic to marginalized peoples.

If only we’d gotten those death panels for old white people that we were promised back in 2008. None of this would have ever happened.

He’s dancing around, flapping his arms and trying to distract you from the fact that the feds have just busted his fuckparty bestie for raping children at fuckparties with his besties.

Team Nobody.

Planning your own burial seems masturbatory. I’d love to see environmentally conscious individuals put the burial business out of business, starting with cemeteries and all their trappings.

2010: It gets better.

Team Nobody!

I believe there’s a direct correlation between Meghan’s too many girdles and her blanching outrage. If she’d let shit hang a little looser, she’d enjoy her mornings a little more.

So ready for it.

Jon may be a touch less inbred. A touch.

Brienne, and sadly—it brings me no joy to say this—Tormund, without ever having smashed.

Wait’ll they send Hodor out for Bran.

Correction, it’s Brienne of fucking Tarth!

EggBoy gives me hope. For New Zealand, at least.

Which is why Biden, while not the best Democratic candidate, would be an ideal Trump antidote.

When an old dog is starving to death because his kidney failure has made it impossible to overcome his nausea and vomiting and is therefore unable to eat and drink, it’s merciful to euthanize him. He is dying of natural causes, but sometimes those natural causes take days or even weeks to lead to death, and instead…