Samsies. I always try to tickle my opponents into submission, or if it’s a tough fight, I might unleash a titty twister until they tap out.

“You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.”

What about pedestrians who slow-stroll across the street after I’ve kindly paused for them for no good reason other than I’m being nice? Can I sack those fuckers? Please?

How about we do away with all the analogies? If you’re on an opponent’s football field and thousands of college kids run on the field to celebrate, are you allowed to deck one of them running in front of you? I don’t think so. This kid wasn’t presenting a threat, he was running perpendicular to the player and got laid…

That is evidence that one man ran in front of another running man and was knocked down.

If you’re running down the street and someone crosses your path, are you allowed to lay them out like that?

Is storming the field against the rules? Even if it is, that doesn’t entitle the player to commit assault. If I see someone walking along the side of the Interstate, where pedestrians are not allowed, I cannot get out of my car and throw him down on the asphalt and then say “Well, he wasn’t supposed to be there!”

On a positive note for the Lakers - Lonzo Ball missed only two shots, and only missed one three pointer.

He demands a certain amount of offensive possession but is also a guard who can’t shoot consistently. Plus his defense is less of a product of intelligent play and more of a product of energy — he got 5 fouls in 18 minutes in game one this season, for example.

can’t get hurt too badly if you’re riding the bench

While no one likes to be laughed at, sign me up for his life.

Update: He has already thrown an interception in the game, which will be played Sunday at 1:00pm EST.

one of the dumbest things of this season has been the unapologetic PR that Brady has gotten for his TB12 snake oil from the football press. at best it’s usually “haha look at this weird recipe!” while printing wholesale what its supposed “benefits” are without any critique. At worst, it’s this freaking advertorial in…

So Blount 70 in 108 games, less than .7 targets a game. Ajayi 65 in 31, over 2 targets a game. That means Ajayi has been targetted about 3 times as often as Blount is. Not quite getting your point.

You should tune back in! The NBA is in a phenomenally good place right now: Tons and tons of exciting players, and a crazy number of really freakishly gifted young centers. But, the wild thing about Antetokounmpo is, he really is a seven-foot point guard. He plays point guard!

Yes that is the only problem

Does this mean we finally get that Kazaam sequel we’ve all been waiting for?!

“Dragon’s Lair”/”Dragonslayer.”

That debt doesn’t stop them from slinging out mega-bucks on players, even when compared to most of their peers in the league.

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