no way. you have to maintain control through the recovery room

They would have amputated, however it would have been the wrong leg.

I feel bad for him — he’s worked hard to get back from other injuries and he’s been a decent player on a bad team. It’s like a cloud hangs over this franchise sometimes. Please keep Mitch in bubble wrap from now on.

I know, I just always thought it was kind of specific to Wrigley. Haven’t though about it much as an adult cause I never sit anywhere that I might catch a ball. I’m a Cubs fan but mostly grew up in Wisconsin and I don’t recall anyone throwing a ball back at County Stadium or Miller Park in all the games I’ve seen at…

Enrico Palazzo warned him about it before the game

That’s horse shit. The Cubs invented, let them do it. Everyone else latching on is just lame.

That was truly incredible to Widnes

That’s the rule? Wow.. Fuck that.
“What a huge mistake by Justin Hobbs!” Actually, that looked like a touchdown to me you dolt.

Oh look! It’s the Warriors acting like brats when losing a game. I don’t know how I didn’t see this coming after watching one guy kick another in the groin while down 3-1 and another throw his mouthguard all over the arena at fans and refs.

Where else would it go?

The fact that Jack Sock didn’t get to be the official spokesman for the Jag Rag makes me a sad panda.

Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

Round is a shape

So, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga is looking a little less, uh, in shape than I remembered. 

I’m not worried about his shot. I’m not even worried that he plays like a late-career Andre Miller. I’m worried that he seems to have the athleticism of a late-career Andre Miller and he doesn’t turn 20 until tomorrow*.

Lol can’t wait until they open a new expansion franchise in the parking lot across the street from a Chili’s in Omaha and the fans show up on the first day with scarves, flares, songs and piss cups!

I’m not defending sexual harassment - if you have to still say that - but this idea that you have to call out every single guy that’s ever done anything sleazy is a slippery slope.

OK, I can accept that. She is daddy’s little envy generator, his idealized version of what his vision of a “perfect woman” is supposed to be. He helped her design her very own creation myth which she uses the same way he does. She slaps her name on some stuff and peddles it to the slobs who want a little taste of what…

Perhaps I’d respect you more if I severed your head, stuck it on a pole and urinated on it every four hours...but I doubt it, as you’re a piece of shit Trumpie with no redeeming qualities at all. Fucking piece of shit Trumpies, always resorting to their tired old arguments to cover the fact that they gleefully voted…

“She’s pretty”