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It’s nonsense. It’s noise. It’s posturing.

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I kinda thought we were all in agreement that last year’s Bruce Springsteen Jeep ad won the polished turd award for Super Bowl car commercials?

It’s all Calvinball, all the time with them.

The MAGAts that I know praising this convoy crap are the same annoyances that were saying protests in Minneapolis that block traffic should all be charged with felonies and or killed outright. https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/05/31/breaking-semi-truck-appears-to-drive-through-protest-marchers-on-i-35w-bridge/

I can offer one possible explanation:

My mind is kind of blown that even in Canada there is such an absurd level of dissimilar government responses to left vs right wing protests. It’s been how many days and these guys are STILL here with more or less no action by the police or government? Maybe I am just too naïve about Canada that I assumed it was....

I think that you’re looking at this wrong. This means that you can also replace an Escape instrument panel with a Maverick one. 

Well that 50k car is the 35k car. So the 25k car we are talking about would having a selling price of like 40k once you add a few options in....

I don’t agree to participate in a medical experiment in which a deadly, novel virus spreads through the population like wildfire, rather than taking simple, proven measures to slow the spread of disease, such as wearing a covering over my mouth and nose when indoors to prevent respiratory droplets from spreading

I prefer my chicken to not taste like oppression, gay conversion therapy, and my impeded civil rights though.

Haven’t we known for a long time that a 2wd pickup truck is terrible in the snow regardless of lift or tire?  

If he used a more fuel efficient car, he wouldn’t be getting all this free coverage.

Let’s not forget that GM not only had to be bailed out by the government, but also had to kill off Pontiac in the process. Not really sure if he put any effort into the visuals here. Typical Boomer.

Nothin’ better than some crusty old prick fetishizing four thousand pounds of 6mpg unreliability that merely manages to be loud and look cool-ish.

Or, you can buy a used Miata, and end up with an even cheaper car that will be far more reliable than an out-of-warranty BMW!

Counterpoint - Manufactures are reviving nameplates expressly to profit off of your rose colored memories of that plate.  

I’m mostly curious about where you store all of these things. You mentioned a mini warehouse - is this a rented garage or space in a storage facility?

Well put.  The best part is, if they eventually make a Type R version of the new Integra, we’ll all get to be performatively outraged all over again when they reveal it!

I’d never buy from a place like carvana where the inability to haggle is somehow lauded as a good thing, but: