Turns out Elon still isn’t an engineer and still doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about, but that doesn’t stop him from talking constantly.

Which is fine, because Tesla is a shitty company with shitty practices and a shitty owner. Still “Tesla Model 3 Finally Gets Feature Other Cars Have Had For Decades” is a stupid clickbait headline.  Especially when they wrote a subtitle that conveys all the actual relevant information.  

“taking someone’s $70 one time and giving them a game for the rest of their lives”

I can’t stand Elon but holy crap the obvious anti-tesla bias on this site gets old

If they bothered to bring it to the US I guarantee all we’d get is the gas, automatic, crew cab version.

Jesus fucking christ do any of them come without a goddamn tv stapled to the middle of the dash?!?!

lol, imagine thinking you actually have to be armed for American police to justify emptying a clip in you

ctrl+f, $

ah well never mind

The S2000...what a completely creepy and unnecessary comparison to two actresses that I’m 100% sure ‘jimmy-buffet’ has never met.

Best case it’s gross incompetence but we better keep them suckling from the state’s teat while we determine whether they’re murderers or just fucking morons.

Good call!

BREAKING: Thinnest kid at fat camp still single

No looking at alternatives, no studies, no gradual transition.

Modern cars are covered in cameras, just give me an SD slot so I can record the footage instead of having to mount and wire up a separate dash cam.

Hands down one of the ugliest vehicles I’ve ever seen. The basic shape is just...wrong, and then the rims and wrap job and interior on top. Holy shit I’m not sure you could pay ME to drive that thing around.  Probably can’t even hear the stereo over the sound of the moisture instantly leaving every vagina in a 5 mile…

Turns out EVERYONE is in debt up to their eyeballs.

“renewable energy doesn’t generate as much tax revenue as fossil fuels.”

The Krill on your morning commute won’t stand a chance.

2019 CX-5.  The blind spot monitoring actually works pretty well as far as detecting objects goes, but it includes a huge range behind the car.  It was warning me basically every time I went to merge or change lanes in interstate traffic, so I just disabled the warnings, which defeats the whole point.

god forbid we just publish a list