Well put.  The best part is, if they eventually make a Type R version of the new Integra, we’ll all get to be performatively outraged all over again when they reveal it!

Pretty much, but it seems at least Carvana is willing to trade in his car pretty easily. Not sure what the fine print says about these cars, it’s always good to check a vehicle regardless of where you buy.

I’d never buy from a place like carvana where the inability to haggle is somehow lauded as a good thing, but:

If he did this with a private seller or about 95% of used car dealers wouldn’t he have been SOL?

At this point cops should get nothing faster than the lowest end Nissan Versa and chases should result in criminal investigation of everyone. It's just a fucking car.

Most answers to this prompt are going to be dumb, but sunroof is spot on.

All I see in those pictures is Covid, Covid, Covid.  No fucking way I’d gone into that place after seeing all those people.  

Deere is getting hammered by its employees AND hammered by its customers over Right to Repair.

When I was picketing with some nurses at a hospital (supporting) There were teamsters also sympathy picketing with the nurses. some truck came to deliver construction equipment and some upset and scary looking teamsters got on their cell phones and the trucks turned around and left. They said that their supervisors…

This stuff is getting worse. I mean Jalopnik has always played fast and loose with the concept of editing, but it’s getting eye-opening at this point.

But even that didn’t help as a lot of constants weren’t old enough to rent a car, or the money that was given wasn’t enough. One constant ended up pocketing what was left and figured the rest out.

How would we know.  Jalops don’t buy new cars we just comment on them.

The secret sauce to the crosstrek is a trifecta of affordability, versatility and capability.

Well written discussion always deserves elevation out of the greys.

Okay, I realize you mean well, but this post is significantly unhelpful in terms of providing useful information. It’s also flat-out wrong in some respects. Did you even trade emails with any helmet standards guys before posting this? I’ll try to address things in an orderly fashion.

Where's that guillotine when we need it... 

On paper the Zero is lighter, more powerful, have better range.

They need to at least undercut Zero.  Those SRF/SRS are still a better value.

You’re free to starve.  Also free to go bankrupt if you have to go the hospital.