Start by making up a bunch of unfounded health claims about something relatively inexpensive to produce, then use them to convince a bunch of scared and desperate people to make you a multi-millionaire. 

Or...proof in a container with measurements on it?  Every restaurant ever just proofs dough in cambros, and they aren’t that expensive if you go to a restaurant supply store.

Just toss it off a bridge or something. You could make another one in less time than it takes to make a good bottle of whiskey, so best to just cut your losses.

Can’t tell if joking.

Ctrl+F, “$”

Yep, they Harley’d it up again.

‘88 Prelude Si, manual.  Still miss it.

No you wouldn’t because car nerds never buy new cars they always get some 10 year old heap because it’s technically rare, then complain about how nobody’s making manual sedans anymore.

Have you read any of his other work?  The man is a living legend.

Start with Untitled Goose Game.

“otherwise an absolutely fantastic, comfortable and off-road capable machine”

It’s part of the rules, and WotC prints cards specifically to enable it...what’s dishonorable about that? IMO the point of most Magic decks is to not let your opponent play the game.

Also, mill is just hot garbage as a strategy.  It’s essentially burn, but your opponent starts with 3x as much life, and the average mill…

It’s almost like they haven’t learned any lessons about over-valuing brand identity.

What’s Genji’s recipe, just a big fucking bowl of salt?

Is it bad that it looks like every other McLaren to me?

Just needs a bigger ass.  Bring back functional hatchbacks!

Moving van, although the 2019 Impala I had as my last rental was a pretty close second.

PS4, although there are plenty of threads on Steam complaining about it too. I may eventually get it on PC if I see it on sale, but why struggle to play something when I’ve got a dozen other unfinished games that don’t have any technical issues?

Didn’t realize Garfield Kart: Furious Racing was such a big deal.

Kotaku: the games journalism site that’s actually only about games journalists.

It was the Gawker of cookbooks for sure.