I would just keep buying and selling John Cena’s Ford GT over and over again.
I would just keep buying and selling John Cena’s Ford GT over and over again.
This version is the best:
Whenever I find one on craigslist, my friends give me weird looks and snide comments. Something about “hipster” or “stance” or some other millennial buzzword.
When I was 15, one of the customers on my paper route bought a Alfa Romeo GTV6. I was in love with this car, and was deeply saddened when my customer traded the Alfa for a Pontiac Grand Prix 18 months later. When I asked him why he got rid of the Alfa, he told me it had been in the shop SEVEN times for one repair or…
I kinda want a Geo Metro for some unknown reason.
I’ve longed for an early Saab 99 for most my life. A problematic model released ten years prior to my birth, owning a rust-prone car from a defunct smaller make with a nigh-irreplaceable inside-the-block water pump and transmission gears made from butter today is my kind of stupid. Sadly, I’ve never found one for sale…