I would just keep buying and selling John Cena’s Ford GT over and over again.

This version is the best:

Why the big, gaping maw for a car that doesn't breath?

Whenever I find one on craigslist, my friends give me weird looks and snide comments. Something about “hipster” or “stance” or some other millennial buzzword.

and I still can’t quite enunciate the reason why:

When I was 15, one of the customers on my paper route bought a Alfa Romeo GTV6. I was in love with this car, and was deeply saddened when my customer traded the Alfa for a Pontiac Grand Prix 18 months later. When I asked him why he got rid of the Alfa, he told me it had been in the shop SEVEN times for one repair or…

I kinda want a Geo Metro for some unknown reason.

allroad. In all of it’s brown, manual, twin turocharged, ride height adjustable, long roofed, maintenance nighmared glory- this one has a pull that still draws me in like a Jalop moth to a money pit flame.

Subaru SVX

I loved that game Hungry, Hungry Hatchback

You’re not the only one Rick

Not sure if this is considered a bad car or not, but I wanted an Isuzu VehiCROSS, but never had the stones to look for one.

I don’t know if they are bad or not but I’ve always had a thing for Volvo 480’s.

Easy!

I’ve longed for an early Saab 99 for most my life. A problematic model released ten years prior to my birth, owning a rust-prone car from a defunct smaller make with a nigh-irreplaceable inside-the-block water pump and transmission gears made from butter today is my kind of stupid. Sadly, I’ve never found one for sale…

I came across an Innocenti Turbo on one of my bike rides a few weeks ago. The want is strong.

Oh man, this is a tough one! I guess it’s a tie between the “Japanese Mustang” and “Murican Lambo”; thank goodness I came to my senses and bought a VW Porsche instead! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bricklin SV-1. Gullwing Doors on a sorta ahead of it’s time for the early 70’s wedge shape, and a decently beefy old muscle car engine. What’s not to love?

A smart roadster.

The yearning I have for this car is so unreasonably strong that I literally cannot express it properly with any words in the English language.