I could if you’d like, but it’d still be sarcasm either way.

Jonah Hill made certain demands in the relationship. Those demands were bad: super unreasonable, petty, controlling, and born of deep insecurity. You could even argue they were misogynistic or narcissistic; that’s all fine. And for his own sake, if nothing else, Hill needs to get over whatever is making him this way.

It sounds to me like you can’t wait to get a dress on him.

The drink in hand being a Schmitts Gay, of course!

“Summertime” laid-back ’70s funk groove

There are also a lot of people, like myself, who are absolutely not ok with that and self-identify as libertarian. I can’t speak for every jackass on the internet who may or may not use that as some kind of deflection, but if you really want to look at what libertarians generally believe, reason.com is a decent place…

Thanks!

I feel like the term gaslighting might have reached a point where it is being somewhat overused 

If enough writers boycott but not enough cast members do the whole show can be a rotation of recurring characters playing Leonard Cohen on the piano.

This was a funny show. I hope she can come up with more classics like these:

I think it’s funny that folks always ask if times are tough when an actor does a commercial. A friend of mine was trying to say the same thing about Jon Hamm doing Progressive commercials. Are y’all really saying you wouldn’t take a million dollars for an easy day’s work? It’s not about times being tough. It’s about…

Sorry, there are too many ‘takes’ nowadays to give a shit about any of them anymore, so just do you.

“but now that people are feeling marginally safer out in the world”

Whaaat?! Next you’ll tell me defendants don’t always break down on the stand and suddenly confess their crimes, or that grocery store workers don’t all have excellent memory of the goings-on of passers-by from a week ago.

I had to go to great lengths to re-find this article when using my laptop so I could actually log in to this curses comment platform just so I could star this comment for being a blessed island of sanity.

No less auspicious a public figure than Ta-Nehisi Coates tweeted, after viewing the live 30 Rock episode with John…

It’s not racist that the target of a catty condenscension happens to be Mexican. You can insert any white non-English language into that phrase and it’s the same thing.

I mean love brokers

Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Yeah, reach a little harder there... 🙄

I’m sure she was invited. Rowling still has a hundred fans for every one detractor. You’d never guess that from twitter, but if you walk out into the real world where there is sunshine and grass and start asking normal humans what they think about the JK Rowling controversary, the overwhelming majority of them have…