Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Yeah, reach a little harder there... 🙄

It is like being stuck in junior year, isn’t it? All of the loosely directed rage - like angry diarrhea, people shitting themselves over every perceived insult.

I’m sure she was invited. Rowling still has a hundred fans for every one detractor. You’d never guess that from twitter, but if you walk out into the real world where there is sunshine and grass and start asking normal humans what they think about the JK Rowling controversary, the overwhelming majority of them have…

Are you of the opinion that entertainment has no value to society, and if so, why are you on a pop culture site?

Medically its called being unable to contain that much crazy.

Fluid bonding is my new favorite term!

Calm down, Felder.

There are prts of the qorld that can’t afford proper spelling.

Also white, but I have been a safety razor user for years.  I’m happy I can get quality blades at Target, and the ones from Bevel work well for me.

I use Tea Tree leave-on conditioner. I have beard hair like piano wire, so I throw this on before I get in the shower and leave it on for 5 minutes or so to let it soften my beard. The tea tree oil also helps my skin avoid the bumps and zits I used to get after shaving and it’s thick enough that I’ve never gotten…

As a proud Norwegian American I for one am sick and tired of Cubans stealing our biopic roles. What’s next, Andy Garcia as Vice President Walter Mondale? Oscar Nunez as Chief Justice Earl Warren? Cameron Diaz as Renee Zellwegger? Camila Cabello as the Olsen Twins? Where does it end?

I wonder how this personal-favorite-of-mine Onion headline would be received today:

As mentioned in the article, look at how the studio let Michael Cera dress. If nothing else, it’s a shitty double standard.

they’d like you to dress a certain way do something with your body that you find extremely distressing and uncomfortable for the promotional activities.

I have chronic pain from an old hamstring injury, and sitting makes it far worse. I always take an aisle seat and stand up as soon as I can. I don’t even see how it’s an unbreakable rule of flight etiquette.

I have a bad back, so if I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll stand as soon as we get to the gate. I don’t push out into the aisle or anything like that, strictly straightening out my spine.

This is always weird to me: I’ve always considered Mexican people as “white people” also? Like not that it matters because “skin color denominations” are pseudo scientific nonsense anyway, but like how much of your heritage has to be European before you are white or non white? And what if you are vastly of recent…

Sometimes, a celebration is just for the fun of it.

Ah, you see, in the eyes of the press, you are either a bra-burning, liberal, anarcho-communist hippie, or a suit-wearing, pro-industry, bible-thumping neo-con. No in-between.