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In A Simple Rhyme
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“What I don’t understand is why everyone is so fixated on that single moment where Sandmann is face-to-face with Phillips and his shit-eating smurk, completely ignoring everything that went on leading up to that point”

The 3 finger one...no way at all they are celebrating a 3 point shot..no?

Like, there’s enough to be angry about, but let’s not make things up. 

A guy who doesn’t do or say anything? 

I’m not gonna put them on Breitbart level, but this post, which is ultimately “please ignore everything that happened because this is the story I want to tell and I won’t let reality change that” is a really bad look. It’s legitimately delusional.

I can see the confusion. Players from the same team usually don't swap jerseys.

No, because I’m going to apply to NewGawker to fill the HamNo role. I’ve come up with a program that’s based on his writing. It’s much like Mad Libs and I think I can produce a virtually endless stream of content in mere minutes. Here’s a sample:

In a world full of douchebags and abusers, I just can’t summon the hate for Chris Pratt that some of y’all have cultivated. So he loves Jesus, who fucking cares?  He’s not hurting anyone, so really.  Let it be.

It isn’t that baffling. No site in the Gawkmodoverse is going to miss an opportunity to virtue signal, especially at the expense of someone of immense celebrity.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most

Haters gonna hate. 

I think the point here is that the song doesn’t actually bring sexual coercion to mind to most people. It’s only the cranks and crackpots who keep going on and on about it despite not them not paying much attention to the context.

A friend spent a good 10 minutes lecturing me when she tried to draw me into an argument she was having with someone else over the song and I said I didn’t really have a strong feeling about the song one way or another.

Apparently, not having a strong opinion about this song is the same as not caring that people get

No, it really isn’t complicated or worthwhile. It’s a colossal waste of time. It’s not about sexual assault, and it never was. Anyone who tells you they believe it was is lying for attention, or is very easily manipulated (and also likely illiterate). Pretending that this is some sort of somber discussion about a

Shatner is pretty reasonable. Those clutching their pearls over this song - which has been ridiculously taken out of context - have not been reasonable.

Such is outrage culture. Imagine all of this wasted energy had been channeled into something productive? lol... I can’t wait to see what’s in store for 2019.

Eh, much ado about nothing.  The original was sung by the writer and his wife at Christmas.  It’s sweet, not creepy.

gay guy here... it refers to “Idiocy”

theres a qi at the end of lgbt now? when is it just gonna be the whole fucking alphabet?

There’s always been a likeability to Momoa’s glowering persona (some recent meathead tendencies notwithstanding

God everyone in these comments is trying their damnedest to win woke points with their stupid Oscar host suggestions.

It was the year the show filmed its notorious bestiality-themed “I Married A Horse” episode.”