How dare he continue to work after having a bad date!

I missed Game 6 of the 1975 World Series over some girl I met in a bar.

The correct answer is Jamie Bell in Billy Elliot.

Semenya has functioning testicles and unless you do as well your testosterone level is nowhere near the upper limit

getting his current wife to slam Chloe Dykstra

I think the loss of journalism jobs was inevitable. I hate the term “market correction”, because it’s douchey and what-not, but I think journalism employment was a bubble, just like so many other fields. It sucks for the people who built their careers doing NEWSROOM JOURNALISM, but some of those folks refused to…

Or, you know, he could just be reasonably moderate and believe people should keep their dumbass opinions to themselves.

Because they make fun of democrats unlike say, every talk show host in America.

Bingo. In addition, making fun of everybody doesn’t mean the show has no morals or doesn’t take a stand on anything. It’s taken quite a few blunt stands over the years.

A lot of people don’t like when something on TV makes fun of their beliefs.  Like Homer Simpson said : I like it when they make fun of people  who aren’t me. 

Remember kids, there was a time when Gawker Media hated Reddit so much that they decided to happily and unapologetically dox and extort a Condo Nast exec in a single post.

now I feel like a total asshole going to state college, getting some small scholarships and working 30 hours a week to avoid taking loans. 

Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t really a robot.

I’ll go see it for sure now. She’s probably just as tired of the whining by entitled failure to launch snowflake narcissists as the rest of the country is. You can’t please them no matter what you do, at a certain point you just start saying fuck em who cares what whiny spoiled adult babies think.

Sometimes actors pretend to be things they’re not. It’s called acting.

Careful it’s 2018, criticizing a “POC” is now defined as racism. Sorry Nazi scum. No soup for you! 

Just when you think you’re sick of this stupid floptastic sport, Lingard’s goal reminds you why you aren’t.

True story. I lived in the same pledge room as Brother Brad at Sigma Chi.

If I’m one of the other two guys in that commercial, I am so grateful every time I see Angelina Jolie that I didn’t make it big in Hollywood. Everytime I’d see her on the screen or in a magazine I’m reach for my crotch and be grateful again that I still have a set of balls.

Another Broderick background gag: The contacts on his phone are the made-up American player names from Fighting Baseball.