Does this mean we will stop hearing him whine about this?

I’d rather suffer an offseason of collusion than an overwrought tome of run-on sentences attempting to describe it.

Did someone say balls and Ken Marino?

The thing that bothers me about the fulfillment centers is that they use slaves, who are locked in cages when they are not working. Wait, what? You say slavery was outlawed? These people are working there voluntarily in exchange for money? They can quit whenever they want? Oh, that’s very different. Never mind.

God I remember what this was happening. Every goddamned article was essentially “poor us, we are being bullied by the big bad business man.”

No crime should go unpunished... at least he might get the optional reach-around...

Yeah, the very best break-ups are the ones where the dumpee gets it right away and basically says, “Okay, we’re done here.”

Speaking a former nice guy myself, it’s really hard to resist the temptation to “be understood.” I don’t know if women experience this same thing, maybe they’re eager to just get out in case things start to feel unsafe.

Oh yeah, just one more black guy you want kept out of sight.

Surprised he didn’t mention that Maggie shot a guy before she learned to walk or talk.

Unions became corrupt and wasteful soon after their inception, making it virtually impossible for American businesses to compete globally. Most markets do a pretty damn good job of rewarding those who provide for society, eliminating scarcity, and dropping prices. And labor is a market too.

Cool! We need more black women in Congress!

Except when it ALWAYS DOES. Buffett, Gates, Ellison, Zuckerberg, Page and Brin, Slim.

I’ve talked to many people who thought NMH was just a Parks and Rec joke, but they are very real and very amazing. The album mentioned in the article does deserve the endless amount of praise it still receives. When April would talk about them, it actually made me understand her character more, that she’s more than…

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

Still doesn’t make up for him “normalizing” Trump, which is totally a real thing that he has the power to do.

“That’s what all you black people do.”

For some men hitting fifty means their metabolism slows to practically nothing and they put on weight just by existing. The upside is if they lift weights they can put on muscle mass more easily than before

At first I thought I liked this, but then I remembered that Jimmy Fallon once touched Trump’s hair and as a result handed him the election. Now I realize that I don’t like this.

Defending California is boring. You don't like it, don't come out here. We're all good with that. I will say this, though - You want seasons? Live in my hometown, San Francisco, which turns seasons at least twice a day.