An Open Letter to People Who Love to Write Open Letters:

Misleading headline makes it seem like the offending director said “be more fuckable” to her.

Anecdotal - but here goes.

The basics of college selection:

Sept 2022: John Oliver has run out of things to skewer, or whatever.

Where is that article? It sounds cool.

“If I were from Denmark or Sweden, I might be seen as philosophical, but when you’re Mexican and you say things, you’re pretentious.”

Guilty of wasting time on the internet.

Oh boy. You just smoke-signaled some of the internet’s scoldiest scolds.

This is nuts. I was born in 1979, and I have known who this guy is since about 1986.  I have seen Better off Dead many, many times.

Cancel Culture is very real.

I’ll nerd out on Dayton with you. I’m thinking of Marion’s when I see that description.

“Make strong, athletic men perform manual labor of my choosing.”

Can a medical professional explain her wild movements on the gurney as she was being placed into the ambulance?  Is that an explainable behavior right before slipping into a coma?

That hat looks like a pink, rolled-up condom.

Getting really inebriated has been a productive first step.

“I’m white but I’m still offended by the n word.”

You just described a Saturday that I believe the young people would call “goals.”

Yeah, but have you ever flown private? It’s amazing. No TSA, park right by your plane, and no waiting to take off.

The Closer was flat out not funny. (Sticks and Stones, very funny).