I’m a family man, and Disney+ is exactly what all of us needed. I used to have to try the library and hope they had Little Mermaid or whatever.

The people who try to decide for the rest of us that “you can’t joke about [anything], when [bad thing] is happening” - are the worst.

What if I ask the following question: Who won the 1976 gold medal in men’s decathlon?

How in the hell is the FDA not pushing everything aside to evaluate these vaccines like yesterday? Friggin England approved a vax before us!

If you believe in a company and you’re considering taking a long position, check out the ‘short interest.’ My example will be Shake Shack (SHAK).

Eggnog Russian:

Nostalgia is indeed a funny thing. There are bands that I hated in high school (Blues Traveler, Counting Crows, DMB) - that I now really enjoy. Probably because they make me think of some good-ass times with good-ass friends when that music was all over the radio and MTV.

The Moderna cold chain is a very exciting development.  The transportation and storage of that vax is just so much easier.

If you dig this column, as I do, the author does the same thing for every song that went #1 on the charts.

I have a daughter, and I can’t do much better than “Pete Davidson,” when I think of what I don’t want to see on my doorstep picking her up for a date.

It sounds like you grew up in similar circumstances. So, you know all about the sneering contempt for education and ambition.

People are too hard on that book. I think JD Vance is sympathetic to the plight of Appalachia/Rural America, with full acknowledgement that he was lucky to succeed.

I thought Baldwin’s Trump was pretty funny. I enjoyed just making him into a crazy, spray-tanned boob.

I watched the entire, endless, “The Vow.”

She plays a woman who began having kids at 18.  46 - 18 = 28.

Imagine a muddy car.  You won’t wipe a muddy car with a towel.  You’ll wash the car, then towel off the droplets.

Crosby has always been up his own ass about how important and meaningful his music was.

Set aside the concept of best for a moment.

Gotta be the hamburger in “Better off Dead.”

In the intro to Everybody Wants Some, he spends 45 seconds teasing with some picking and whammy bar stuff, then he hits a chord and it's just....bright red somehow. If that even makes sense. Always gets me.