Wow, with something that big it’d almost be worth making a separate road for it, maybe on long iron strips supported by creosote covered crossmembers which are piled on gravel, and the let the trailer roll on really thin solid wheels, but pulled by something which might could power itself by using burning coal to make…

Because he can’t get an audience of African-Americans to listen to him...

Dear Trump,

If the Indians had any sense as an organization, they would toss all the Wahoo gear and patches and make coming to the game like that or bearing any Wahoo signs grounds to be barred from entry or removed from the park.

Like how did no one notice the beard? It looks like Glenn Close’s pubes.

Unless you arent open from pubic bone to sternum when the surgeon dies. These are used by surgeons where I work and the patients are walking again so fast.

+1 tear rolling down a cheek.

Indians are a good team, but as a fan, I am all for retiring Wahoo. Know a lot of us feel this way. We are about the team, but the logo should die off.

Which statement is completely contradicted by the M109 Paladin in the photo…

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

Hospitals in Fresno are Richie’s windowless van, but the have all the tequila you can drink.  

Let’s just hope there’s nothing wrong with da Vinci’s code

I bet you’re pretty when you’re drunk.

If you stacked three ricks of Gawker commenters on a plain old flatbed truck they would turn into 10,000 pounds of seed potatoes.

Put one away for me. I’m dieting, and saving up my splurge for election night!

In the US, a cord of wood is called “rope.”

I will contribute to the Kickstarter if you get caught.

I still think the company is going to end up emailing you a bunch of Evol coupons.

A commenter who didn’t identify themselves as a woman, who I wasn’t previously familiar with, tried to convince me that the lawyer-speak this guy’s argument was framed in is actually benign.