You know what’s really undignified? Being a whiny little bitch.

I would pay so much money to see that.

Yes.

That’s why he never says anything about Michele. He KNOWS Barack and Joe would show up at his next rally and kick his ass.

Great info, thanks.

Naw, hubby has a movie deal in the works. It’s about the money.

Because the dead girl owned her life story abd gave it to someone else.

That guy’s going to be on the street because his partner was an asshole who didn’t care enough to protect him properly. The family being assholes is secondary to that.

Mom’s a thirsty bitch.

Oh, look. Another “lifehack” for shitty people.

Naw, I’m pretty sure you’re socially awkward.

Uhhhhh... no.

Yes.

I just think of it as a reverse Nevil Shute.

I’m sorry, you seem like a lovely person, but we need to be sure.

lol

I just decided to run for president so we can nuke Australia.

Then why are you bagging so hard on these people who are negotiating for themselves?

It’s great that some areas have that, but for a lot of Americans, calling the cops is like playing Russian roulette.

The guys with that training are usually off duty or across town on another call.