Don’t ask kids for hugs. If they want a hug, they’ll let you know.

You’re trying way too fucking hard.

My kids have been taught from a young age that they can say “no” to this question, even with their grandma and grampa. If the kid wants to hug you, you’ll know soon enough.

First off, it’s “may I have a hug?”

Jesus, did you not read the article?

Sticky is the worst.

lol

That’s cool. We don’t like you either.

My username is perfect, sweety.

This is Tomato Face.

No, he faces eviction because they didn’t spend $500 to have a lawyer go over their will.

Shut your whore mouth.

Yeah, I got that. So was mine, just not very good, apparently.

See your doctor, get an anxiolytic. This is upsetting, it should not be frightening.

Why do you think they painted the car?

I thought you you were a woman.

Sey, after I realized that they make puns about their name being livE.

Who’s this Kanye fella? Is he in the new Ocean’s 11 reboot?

There is no wrong way if you’re patient and use plenty of lube.