*covers a small burp*

Carnitas tacos. So, so good in my belly.

My point exactly, you stupid twat.

I don’t thinkshawarma has red wine in it.

I was on my way to your place of work to beat some sense into you, but I decided to stop for some tacos instead.

Meh.

I’m kidding, of course. I’m an adult with a wife, kids, a business, hobbies. Banging hot chicks is only the third most important thing in my life.

That would probably make sense to me if I could ever manage to figure out how to read a Reddit thread. Seriously, when your format is too fucked up to make anateur porn worthwhile, you have a problem.

We never mature out of the phase where banging hot chicks is the pinnacle of self-fulfillment. We just don’t talk about it in public.

Good book, horrific movie.

We’re already a little shaky voting for a woman. Voting for a woman and someone from the Republic of Texas? I dunno.

I’ve been following Harper’s career for a long time. Trying to pretend that “he’s not all that bad, eh”, is just disingenuous bullshit. We’ve elected plenty of shitheels but at least we aren’t going to elect Trump, you ignorant fuckers.

Malik Obama is an American citizen.

I dunno, I halfway expect him to go full birther during the debate.

America would be hurt, America would not be torn apart.

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As opposed to shooting them?

Cops in NYC make bank. And have amazing retirement and health benefits. Most police officers make considerably more than the national average. Many police forces won’t hire officers over a certain IQ level because they fear that more intelligent officers will get bored.

Chickenshit motherfucker.