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Who else knew then?

The only person who could have done what you want is the boyfriend since he’s the only other person alive who knows what happened.

You’re why we can’t have nice things.

“But it throws a stick in the spokes of the comments section.”

Me.

Your life is a never ending series of wacky adventures.

Hans is my spirit animal.

Not if she’s lucky.

Listen, I’m a 6'1, 180 lb., guy with some of the best combat training your tax dollars can buy and I scream like a little girl at every jump-scare.

“a certain subset of women”

I am so sad this fucker is back.

They are the worst.

You should probably eat an oaty cup.

I had to stop reading, I get too scared.

Go fuck yourself, you poutine sniffer.

She’s not human enough to be a replicant.

Calm down, Nancy.

Fine, it’s how boys talk.