I bet someone has died in most every house you’ve lived in.

I didn’t compare your family to Hitler supporters, I made an analogy. I am beginning to suspect your relatives aren’t the only slightly slow ones.

You know every place has the same amount of death per capita?

Someone died almost everywhere.

Boo.

Calm your tits.

It was a crap movie, but I enjoyed both leads in it.

Getting drunk/high and being an asshole isn’t a mental illness.

Giggity.

Maybe it’s just a fetish and you’re working for free?

Traditionally, prostitutes were some of the only women who could read. Back in the old days they knew the difference between some and all. I suspect they might be disappointed.

BTW, the Jell-O was delicious.

I didn’t say that, sweetheart.

No.

I just wanted to make a stupid swinger joke. You’re the one who brought up the the whole incest angle and then started to mess with irony. Listen, you won, okay? You broke me, I just want to sit here quietly and eat my Jell-O.

No one knows who burnt it down, lover.

Ummmm... most Protestants don’t believe in original sin.

That one kind of bothered me. Is the turtle okay? How did he get up there?

No.

wut