That makes a lot of sense.

And would have caused far more panick, probably.

Two planes were targeted at DC. One hit the Pentagon, one crashed in a field.

OMG! Both planes!

It’s where you went for reasonably priced handjobs.

And you’re obviously wrong.

How high are you right now?

Marla didn’t respond because you’re a vampire.

Thank you, I just had a pachiderm rheostat installed.

lol

NBC owns that tape and can do whatever they want to with it. Tbis is just ineffective severance pay posturing.

I dated a woman who wore a cat’s tail for way longer than I should have because the sex was amazing. Yeah, she was cray.

Well, duh. They’re hot teens.

I love the part where you pretend to not be bothered by the truth. Hint: your anger is showing, Uncle Touchy.

Ah, punkin’, did you show your true colors for a second?

At least I’m not some creepy old white dude trolling for ally cookies.

Yeah, you’re the shitty one, but go ahead and make it about me, you gaslighting fuck.

Did you just eyebrow shame someone’s dad? Go fuck yourself, you fucking fucker.

“but I’m still saying “YOLO” without a hint of irony.”

I think not discussing what not to discuss is the first step.