*offers Crouching Tiger a gummy bear edible*

Naw, he’s all done.

I kind of love Barb’s little fat failure.

Did you see his goatee? I rest my case.

Nope, he just exposed it. Sunlight disinfects.

She’d do as well.

I could really use some soup.

Go fuck yourself, you ignorant Eurotrash pig.

I have a headcold and a sore throat. Nothing makes sense.

Jeb! won’t run again.

Trump isn’t going to be president either.

How was South Beach?

Spit the marbles out of your mouth and say that again in English.

Peggy Noonan is 400 years old.

No, no he doesn’t.

No, no we aren’t.

This torpedoed Billy’s career.

Your comment was none of those things, fucko.

What a tool.