lol

He sounds like me when my wife is up my ass for being a dickbag.

I can sense it from here.

“Lack of spoons” just cracked me up.

And there are no white people in Venezuela?

Yeah, ‘cuz there are no white people in Venezuela.

Yes, it’s actually incredibly difficult.

I think you meant “murder by cop”.

We used to call them eunuchs.

The worst part is that you know you’ll be jerking it to dino porn later.

A. I never said anything to you.

The fact they blurred out the dinosaur’s face is priceless.

Go on...

Barf.

You don’t give them advertising dollars by viewing their product. And, it’s perfectly acceptable to point out their hypocrisy.

No.

You realize, of course, that this is the exact same reason they give for liberals being abused.

Even conservative fuckheads deserve to feel safe and be treated with dignity at work.

You’re such a perv, Tina.

I couldn’t watch it and I am definitely not pregnant. Listening to Trump speak infuriates me.