You have a disturbing fantasy life.

Theres a reason I always carry a ball bearing.

“What’s the best way to reach you? Email?”

lol

Nah, she’s an adult with her own family to protect now.

Testosterone, shame.

I’d vote Kim K. for president. Kanye, not so much.

Once you die your body become a chattel.

lol

lol

Go see your doctor.

Drink.

You’re a terrible person. And most likely a stalker. And a bully. And mean. I hope you stub your toe.

Iraq.

Guys, guys, guys! Calm down. The police found a marihuana cigarette near Mr. Scott. Totally justified shooting.

It was still sweaty from being strapped to a cop’s ankle.

That’s an excellent resource, thank you.

Thanks. ;)

Plus, those pudgy little hands...

Nah, I’m totally going to vote him off the island. Then I’m going to laugh when he comes back after his latest “psychotic break”.