Naw, scroll down. Dudemar went full pathetic loser and sucked everyone in. I’m upping his score to 5/10. Maybe 8/10 if someone offers to “meet him for coffee".

That is not acceptable.

He’s so sensitive that he doesn’t want you to think he might not suck dick.

*rolls eyes, makes jerking off motion*

Carlos Danger is my spirit animal.

Trollin’.

lol

Ooooooh, not the International Criminal Court at The Hauge!

Ha!

Yeah, there was a whole lot going on there.

It’s the UN. My local Girl Scout troop would be more effective against ISIS. (And would rape fewer local children in the process.)

Glad you think the UN is in any way effective.

“not his wife’s courageous act of suing ISIS for sex trafficking and crimes against humanity”

“Clooney’s lack of emotion and near robotic delivery (the man is media trained to death) makes for uncomfortable viewing.”

Movie.

I suspect that you don’t get laid very often.

Only two months, apparently.

Yes, that’s why.

A few extra pounds does what botox can’t.

I didn’t love it, but I would watch Lawrence and Cooper read the Business Opportunity section of the PennySaver.