Just the real ones.

Yup.

Oh, good.

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PhDs are not, in fact, doctors.

I’m committed to the truth.

Eyeroll.

That and $4.50 will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

There’s no need for that dirty sex talk.

See? Just like PhDs aren’t doctors!

I would have just told everyone that I was prairie doggin’ and needed to find a toilet ASAP.

When’s the last time you wore body armour?

I rely on people not actually reading my comments.

Please, no fighting. It is Sunday and the doctors who heal wounds need their rest too.

Whales are not doctors either. However, they are lovely.

You’re welcome. If Lauren isn’t able to help you, don’t be afraid to ask one or more of the other writers. Maybe send them a link to a comment on one of their articles that was well received.

Lawyers are most especially not doctors.

Fun fact: Daryl Dragon (Captain of Captain and Tennille) served with distinction as a medic in Vietnam and later graduated from Harvard Medical School. He practiced internal medicine until 2009 when medical issues forced his retirement.

Doctors are very patient with children. Are you a doctor?

Reading comprehesion won’t save your life when you have a heart attack but a doctor will.