Spotted Cow is fine, but insanely overrated by people who grew up solely on Miller Lite.

Those examples are quite simply false equivalency.

And lurking in the wings, three hours south...Lovie! I hope someone mentions that in the Bears preview. That somehow Lovie is back in this state and likely the highest-paid public employee.

Jesus, there are 7 more terrible teams before we even get to the Bears. They can’t even suck right.

Sorry about the hat - we all learn from our mistakes.

To be perfectly honest, the fact that so many people read his comment and took its tone seriously (even when he lays it out right in front of you with “socser”) makes it all the more funny.

Hi LegendLives. Could you please let Zach Bigalke and aninconvenientBluth know that all three of you are morons?

That was cool. But for added realism,the Bears offense should take possession of all those things, move them eight yards in a random direction, then kick them to someone else.

You can fuck right off with that bullshit.

Your fridge list is so far off. Ketchup has to be number one. Because you never throw it out until there is a new bottle. Because there is always the hope that one good shake will provide whatever amount you need.

You go on a killing spree, you don’t get the liberty of non-lethal force. Simple as that in my mind. If you held up a convenient store with a gun, and were in there and no one was hurt? Sure, let’s talk, I’ll send in pizza and a handheld so we can discuss your non-lethal surrender. You post up in a sniper nest, kill…

Honestly more than anything else US Soccer fans need to take a long break from indulging in the Hot Takes. At this point it seems like every game, hell, every pass we play, gets treated as a referendum on Jurgen Klinsmann, MLS, the state of youth development in America (which every US Soccer fan on the Internet…

The only good reason for the ‘backward on the back of your head’ option for sunglasses is so, if a brawl breaks out, you know exactly who to punch square in the fucking face first.

Nonchalantly adopting a giant gator as your golf course mascot seems like the most Florida thing ever.

No, way too far behind to be fathomable. The way a US youth player progresses through the US system is hugely problematic for both developing individual talent and developing a league. A promising 13-year-old in Europe is already playing for a club team’s academy. At 15, he’s training with the first team, and at 16…

This statement and the word “deserved” confuses me, and I infer the meaning is that stories about people who do horrible things should not examine earlier non-horrible aspects of their lives.

Not to over-edit here in a story of over-editing...but using "hands on" and "gingerly" in the same sentence within an NFL context is strictly forbidden and carries a 2 game minimum suspension.