You just know his browser history would give the lie to that particular statement.

“Fetish? Do you even know what that means?”

That cake’s eyes are filled with remorse, it is haunted by the things it has done. Its head may be full of icing, or possibly jam, but it is more self-aware than the human Trump will ever be.

Someone’s going to fuck that cake.

Thank you thank you thank you for this.

Please please please please put all of these on a t-shirt.

Right? This is such a New York exchange.

Haha it’s awesome that Trump had to walk by a drag bar to vote:)

I think so, another poster on another story mentioned the polling place is next to the drag bar where she held her bachelorette party.

An older woman walking out of her apartment building admonished those heckling the Trump family: “Don’t boo—vote.” A younger woman replied: “What do you think we’re standing in line for?”

That......that may actually happen.

Wait are they in front of Lips the drag bar? That’s kind of hilarious...

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

As a New Yorker, there is few offenses greater than cutting a fucking line. What a schmuck.

haven’t so far!

So. . . Is anyone going to get any work done today?

It helps that she's not as self-hating as Nikki Haley or Bobby Jindal

A friend of mine took his citizenship oath over a C++ handbook. They were totally ok with this.