If it doesn’t come with all you can drink grape soda I want no part of it.

+1 for good dogs

Few problems with that... one share basically doesn’t give you the right to effectively filibuster a meeting, they would just ignore you and drive on. The bigger flaw in your plan is the share ownership. GS has roughly 400 million shares, and todays price of ~$230/share the total value of all their shares is ~$100…

+ #1