Please let me know which of the following things that are in quotation marks I am allowed to say without fear of defaming James Woods: “James Woods is indisputably a cocaine addict.” “James Woods murders children.” “James Woods is a ridiculous scum clown-boy.” “James Woods is a commie scarecrow.” “James Woods murders…

Hellz yeah! Get outraged! Blargh! JLaw hates mommies! (NB, I’m being ironic.)

Please more. I’m loving the mound of loathing that is Cruz’s past.