Please let me know which of the following things that are in quotation marks I am allowed to say without fear of defaming James Woods: “James Woods is indisputably a cocaine addict.” “James Woods murders children.” “James Woods is a ridiculous scum clown-boy.” “James Woods is a commie scarecrow.” “James Woods murders…

Exactly! I hate the dynastic aspect. Everyone has to be the offspring of somebody significant. I hope she’s just a little orphan kid with no significant parentage.

Hellz yeah! Get outraged! Blargh! JLaw hates mommies! (NB, I’m being ironic.)

Please more. I’m loving the mound of loathing that is Cruz’s past.