As an official White Person From Connecticut™, I can brook much of this ribbing in good humor. My tartans and cakes and mug toppers will survive this onslaught of Magaryisms. My holiday good cheer will continue apace and my cup will runneth over with nasty-ass truffle oils while I listen to the Non-specific Winter…

Poor Chisox fans.....hopefully they get some parting gifts...or at least a fresh new suit from Botany 500...

White Sox fan here... 1:30 on a Tuesday is a totally acceptability to get drunk, right? RIGHT??!!?!