Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

You could make an argument that Richard Todd, Chad Pennington, and Mark Sanchez were, too. That’s why I was careful to write “better part of,” Zepset.

The part that makes me most sad is that not one person in the process from concept to implementation spoke up and said, “Guys, I don’t think we should do this.”

He’s always on the couch playing 2K with someone, but none of my roommates know his name...

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

I love Vince Carter more than at least one of my three children. And he’s on the heels of my middle kid, who is becoming a brat. 

You could, maybe, not judge people?

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

In reverse order, every coach that has actually beaten LeBron in a playoff series:

I was actually surprised at how aware he was that Mulaney was just doing this for comedy purposes (saying that Mulaney was conflating stories for his act). I’d expected more of the insane reaction John Oliver tends to get. That he is annoyed but still seems to get what Mulaney was doing is a bit of nuance in a world…

He should have stuck with fencing.

Nah, you’d fit right in.

Getting a lot of James Harden highlights today.

Your trolling needs some work.

Are you having a stroke?

wtf are you even talking about?

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

It’s bad enough that he got ejected, but did they really have to make him go to Olive Garden?? That’s some cruel shit.

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.