Seriously! I have tickets for Wednesday and I had a small moment of panic! Like, have I slept? type shit running through my head.

What beer is actually worth drinking that’s from Wisconsin? Both curious here and asking pointedly, because the last time I checked Milwaukee was responsible for about 70% of American beer’s pisswater reputation.

No, he ate one of them.

He chased them with queso!

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

This Shit? I’m Still Sick Of It.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

it sure as fuck was

I worry so much that one day he’ll disappoint, because we’re not allowed good things.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

Fuck off.

It’s not too early, I would merely add two further sets of quotation marks around the word Quarterback.

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.

Just call it Aioli... White people love that shit.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

“He’s got a lot to learn about kinesiology before he’s ready for the NBA.”

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.

Heady play. Just a smart, heady play. Great basketball IQ on this kid. Really terrific.

This might be enough to cause the Chargers to bolt.

I got you homie. Pro bono