Remember, please, that that individual server might have only 4 or 5 tables and two table turns per shift (they get there at 4 for prep, restaurant opens at 5, most tables don’t arrive til 6 (or later) and each stays 90-120 minutes). You make a 7:00 reservation so they hold your table from 5:45 til 7:15 or 7:30. …

Yo dawg, I hear you like insurance, so I put some insurance in your insurance so you’re covered before you’re covered.

Everyone wants drier balls, Shep

Everyone wants drier balls, Shep

The cost of COBRA is exactly (What you pay a month) + (What your employer pays a month) + (2% service fee) for EXACTLY the same coverage that you had while employed.

Then maybe you guys should stop advertising them every few days.

I once used the water I boiled hot dogs in, since it was just water I already had at boiling. This was a terrible mistake, never do it.

Are you kidding me with this? Who the fuck just has stones and rocks laying around but not a grill brush

I've never been "bitten" so far, unless you mean saving hundreds of dollars is being bitten.

So we finally find the Jeff Niblett that was being paged to our gate and delayed our family trip to Disney by 1.5 hours. 100 screaming kids and 80 pissed parents want to talk to you about why we have to wait to see Mickey!!! Have a good time in Atlanta Jeff? You might want to skip the return flight.