I found this more engaging than every trailer since Under the Skin's.

"The land before time, Dad. The land before time too."

What are the good Alien games?

I wonder if the juries are favoring sub-two hour movies after a pair of three-plus hour films…

For the third year in a row, all the movies that D'Angelo gets me all excited about find no love with the Jury. Those movies always turn out either good, great, or at least memorable. Whereas I hardly see any of the award winners. Winter Sleep, no thanks! Dheepan? Pass!

If anyone knows how to fuck over the audience for two hours, it's Michael Haneke. I can think of four of his films that had me squirming (The Seventh Continent, Benny's Video, Funny Games, Time of the Wolf) and I've not even seen a good chunk of his output. They each give away enough plot to keep you interested but…