Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

Well that’s fortunate since Tesla’s are ultra-high maintenance vehicles with expensive parts that mainly can only be replaced with Tesla parts by Tesla employees or Tesla approved shops.

When i bought my WRX, my salesman’s prime selling point is that this car would get me ladies. I wanted it for its performance and price point. I also test drove the BRZ and again, it was a lady killer mobile and he couldn’t tell me anything about it besides it was definitely faster than the WRX.

I fucking lost it at this block. I was falling back like an And 1 mixtape entourage.

Didn’t having a rooting interests before this game, or even before the 4th quarter, but after Lebron’s last block on Iguodala, I had to root for him. He just deserved it.

I bet you’re a real delight at parties.

Nothing symbolizes Cleveland better than thousands of people outside of an arena named after a predatory loan company, celebrating something occurring California, benefiting million and billionaires that will have exactly no positive impact on their lives.

That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

At least his syntax is True American.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

Find people that are good at soccer and then have them play in the games.

If only there was a German word that took joy in seeing someone fail.

Pump the brakes on the salt truck, winter is over.

Find your way out, Sherpa. That was criminally bad.

Username checks out.

It is really too bad that Cleveland cannot just release that dogshit franchise.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

Tomsula’s 5-11 record probably played the bigger role in his firing. Also, the carpet he installed in the owner’s suite wasn’t as stain-resistant as he promised.

I’m so glad this team that I have unnecessarily invested so many emotions into for nearly twenty years fired the best coach it had employed in over a decade for having too big an ego before hiring a coach with an even bigger ego, who sucks.