I'd love it if not for the fact that it costs more than the combined value of all of my current possessions.

I’d say the Pontiac Firebird, but GM would fuck it up. Plus, there are just too many generations to choose from. Bandit trans am, or Knight Rider trans am? Pick up where the 4th gen left off? On top of that, they couldn’t get away with just slapping new body panels on a modern Camaro. If they wanted to finally do away…

Excuse me, but did I just get put into the grays after years of being out of them after posting this?

You're right. You and he are the real victims here.

You sound like a balanced individual with a good grasp on modern race politics and social movements.

I didn’t realize that private companies were actually the U.S. government. The more you know!

I was really interested in my own dreams around second grade, and I taught myself to lucid dream as a way to stop having nightmares. It’s led to a lot of interesting observations in the nearly two decades since.

I understand that there are efficiency problems, but it seems like ducted fans are really a must whenever humans need to be close to powerful spinning fan blades. It’s all fun and games until someone gets their fingers/hand/arm/foot/leg/head sliced clean off

I’ve been primarily using Firefox for at least a decade now. What do you hate about it?

When your dad has to fix the Model Y’s cooling system:

As a web developer I cannot understand the avalanche of bad decisions surrounding basically every change that has ever been made to the Kinja comment system. It’s been years! “Load the comments for the article” is not that difficult of a concept! Get it right!

I got the full oxyacetylene tanks/caddy/regulators/tips and other accessories for $200ish on craigslist, and it can do the same thing as MIG in this situation with just a tad more effort and puddle control.

I don’t know if I’d call this an idea I had “lately”, or completely crazy, but once I’m up to snuff with my oxyacetylene welding and install a new catalytic converter, I’m going to transplant a hatch from an 87 sentra sport (already acquired) to my manual 87 cressida, and it will be glorious. (and yes, the size and…

But by 21 years?

His oldest daughter is older than his current wife? Ew.

I, for one, am loving Korean Pontiac and their new Rageous.

There’s another problem with them: if they’re mounted flimsily or the mirror itself is in any way loose, the structure (being at the front of the car) can vibrate to the point of uselessness during most driving.

Torch must have edited it after I made my comment. The article definitely did not mention Buicks when first published, because I literally searched the article for the word “Buick” after reading the whole thing, and that paragraph only mentioned it seeming of Italian design at the time. Seems I was right though, huh?

I think you missed an opportunity to discuss the styling of the movie version, which I think much more closely resembles Buicks of the 50s, especially with those lamprey-esque gill spots on the sides. I believe it closely resembles a Buick Super:

That’s an attractive car, honestly. Of course, I wish it was shorter and had slightly less cladding.