172k miles on an an Audi? I'd say that fuse is lit...

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

déjà vu

I hate Jeter but that was fucking magical

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

I bet her farts go through three generations before they are free.

Hardwick's story is great. He walked on as a junior at Purdue the year after Brees lead them to the Rose Bowl. He hadn't played football since 9th grade. He told the defensive line coaches he played linebacker and told the linebacker coaches he played defensive line to cover for the fact he knew little about…

"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

Johnny said to him, "Truly, I tell you, this very night, before the cock crows, you will deny me three times, for I never could lay off the high fastball"

Streaming video has gone too far.

The bold "GREETINGS" at the top of the arrest warrant is a nice touch; classic Southern hospitality.

They must have been Turkish. I've never heard of an Austrian trying to harm Jews.

I'm sure that ALL Hamas wants....

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

yeah, that mateen cleaves was a real world beater