Seeing all the disappointment expressed by the Game actually makes me glad Twitter didn't exist when I was growing up.

You seem to have forgotten about the team with Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili.

if this happened against any other player I would say DWade is such a bitch, but this is just karma, Manu

I miss the Lucas Oil challenge (or whatever that half-hour of inbred figure 8 trailer racing was called)

Its like I stumbled on to ESPN.com today.

Kris Benson's Wife Remarkably Team-Friendly

More cameras!

If only a company like Steeda had access to a device that could accurately determine the weight of a vehicle. I bet there would be a market for such a technology. Someone should look into that.

As a polyamorous, bisexual, feminist, sexually submissive genderqueer who lives as a full-time pony slave to my master, I'm not okay with fat-shaming.

I always just tell them I don't like music.

But clipboarders are easy to avoid without crossing the street. It helps to have played basketball.

I beg to differ.

Dante Stallworth's car, but good luck.

Anyone with a clipboard is number one with a bullet.

People selling their rap CDs. "I am a cross between Macklemore and Jay-Z." Ok, well I am a cross between believing you are full of shit and not willing to part with $10.00.

Worst Italian ever. It tastes like 3D printed italian food made out of plastic and cardboard...

[generic plastic surgery joke]
[manufacturer's warranty joke]
[plastic fatigue joke]

I'd hit that...all of 'em.

Say hello to the cul-de-sac book club!