A/C vents be like I'VE SEEN SOME SERIOUS SHIT IN MY TIME.

What part of "sedan" didn't register?

I can't believe we're finally getting the S3 in the US and then they go and leave out the hatch. Not cool, Audi.

Did you notice the furious salesperson absolutely tearing ass out of the passenger seat and then motioning to the cabbie to chase after the SUV?

Wat a bunch of compleet HORSESHIT!! Leave it to the libral meedia to try and take down one of the best offencive linemens the NFL has ever scene!! FOR WHAT?!! TELL ME!! Caus he gets emotional on the field of battel?! HES A LEADER!! Caus he tried to help his team by getting rid of a DRUG ATTIC?!! He should be rewarded…

Don't worry - Donald's got this.

This could get dangerous. I mean Donald Sterling is really going to have to exert himself to fuck this team up. They should keep some medical staff on hand around him; he's not the young, spry team destroyer that he once was.

Needs more Wilhelm Scream.

Um, a lot of them actually. Have you ever seen a Cowboys game in your life? Does Romo have the reputation in his ten years in the NFL as a check down QB? He may be risky at times but throwing the ball down the field has never been a shortcoming with Romo.

The only stat that matters is playoff wins? Have you seen Trent Dilfer's playoff stats? But then again, he has 4 more wins than Romo, so he was obviously the better quarterback.

11 turnovers though... 11!

Maybe Bernie Mac

How is the Prius a PR blunder?

… they've caught fire after violent impacts ruptured the battery cells. And the occupants have walked away. Also, the fires have not been of the 'immediate explosion' variety, as are more common in gas cars. Not only does the Tesla get the highest collision safety rating ever, but if it does catch fire, it happens at…

Why are you reporting on every Tesla fire?

So....2...ever...have caught on fire. Wake me up when there's something to report.

Did someone say dragon wagon?

Sure, I'll do the simple google search for you.